Acting our Age

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Acting our Age

Postby AlmostThere » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:17 pm

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not Intend to
be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both
hands to hold onto this Hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir Anything You see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat Yesterday!"

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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could
buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
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Re: Acting our Age

Postby Paulette » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:11 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Funny
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Acting our Age

Postby avalen » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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