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elderly couple

Postby snowball » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:13 pm

heard this joke the other day thought you all would get a laugh out of it.
now if I can just put it down on paper :)
an elderly couple came into a restaurant
the gentleman was being a well gentleman he pulled the chair out for his wife
asking her "are you comfortable sweetheart?"
when the waiter brought the menu's he asked "what would you like to eat dear?"
when the waiter asked if they would like dessert he asked "would you like pie or cake
love?"
as they left the table the waiter told the elderly man that he was so
impressed with his use of endearments to his wife...when the old man said
have to forgot her name two years ago! :lol:
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Re: elderly couple

Postby Bethers » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:16 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: elderly couple

Postby MelissaD » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:59 am

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Re: elderly couple

Postby Liz » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: elderly couple

Postby monik7 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:45 pm

Very funny :lol: :lol:
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Re: elderly couple

Postby MandysMom » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:50 am

Ha ha
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