I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

Postby Paulette » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:53 am

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table wi th all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher"
:lol:
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

Postby retiredhappy » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

Postby LegalLady » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:22 am

That is hysterical!
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Re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

Postby avalen » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

Postby Getupngo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:02 pm

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Janice traveling solo in a 2008 Four Winds Windsport
Navigator: Annie the miniature poodle
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