If my body were a car

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If my body were a car

Postby OutandAbout » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:33 pm

If my body were a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes hours to reach maximum speed.

I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh my radiator leaks or my exhaust back fires.




On second thought, I'll keep this model. Why go through the break in period again> :D

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Re: If my body were a car

Postby cpatinjones » Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: If my body were a car

Postby Getupngo » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:10 pm

I resemble that! :lol: :lol:
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Re: If my body were a car

Postby Gentleladybear » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:59 pm

Oh the joys of growing older...we have to laugh at ourselves to keep from crying. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: If my body were a car

Postby Redetotry » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:55 am

Gentleladybear wrote:Oh the joys of growing older...we have to laugh at ourselves to keep from crying. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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