If my body were a car

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If my body were a car

Postby OutandAbout » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:33 pm

If my body were a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes hours to reach maximum speed.

I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh my radiator leaks or my exhaust back fires.




On second thought, I'll keep this model. Why go through the break in period again> :D

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