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George Carlin

Postby dpf » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:44 am

Just received this in an email...I love this man's sense of humor....this must be an old quote from him since OJ is going to spend some time in the slammer.

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. 'Boy, I feel a lot safer now that
she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around;
Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook,
clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail.'
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
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Re: George Carlin

Postby retiredhappy » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:55 pm

Love that quote. Was exactly how I felt when they put that dangerous woman in jail.
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Re: George Carlin

Postby Bethers » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:20 am

I miss George Carlin!
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