Important Women's Health Issue

[BarbaraRose]

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

[cpatinjones]

[carold]

Finally, an explanation for my behaviors Pour me another. carold

[rvgrammy1953]

Well, that explains why Ernie's been making them for me lately..... Maybe after almost 35 years, he's trying to spice up my life or put me to sleep....

[Bethers]

I love this.

[Getupngo]

[sharon]

Actually, Long Island Iced Tea's work just as well....just ask Carolyn and Becky!

[carold]

I'm not sure that was just ice tea, Sharon. I remember what you suggested they put in those coolers carold

[sharon]

I'm not sure that was just ice tea, Sharon. I remember what you suggested they put in those coolers carold

Carol, Long Island Teas have 4 or 5 different kinds of likker in them! They're pretty potent, 'specially when you're drinking them down like water!

[carold]

Well Sharon, guess that tells you how sophisticated I am about "drinks" Guess if some stranger offers me ice tea, I'll have to wonder carold

[BarbaraRose]

They are very sweet tasting so you can drink them really easily without realizing how much liquor you are consuming at the same time! Love them, altho I had one when Steve was down here, and it was so strong, I couldn't drink it. Obviously not made well

[Anniepoo]

I got a huge laugh out of this.

I work for a health department - I passed it on to some folks.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
- old bumper sticker