HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear,
and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.
''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress,
and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another
gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied,
· ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the
night BEFORE the wedding.''
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How to be a Gracious B*$&*
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How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by Bethers » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:11 pm
Beth
“Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
"He who treasures the small things in life has found the path to true happiness"
“Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
"He who treasures the small things in life has found the path to true happiness"
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by cpatinjones » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:03 pm
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by OutandAbout » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:46 pm
Perfect. One smart woman. Linda
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by rvgrammy1953 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:13 pm
Love it!!!!! 
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by dpf » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:28 pm
Funny...I'd probably do something like that myself! 
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by sharon » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:29 pm
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by Getupngo » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:55 pm
Woman after my own heart.
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*
by carold » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:52 pm
Yep, my kind of woman; subtle but effective. Sometimes, words just aren't necessary 
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