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And then the fight started-----

Postby oliveoil » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:55 pm

And then the fight started.....

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me
for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.


When I got home, I excitedly told my wife
about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table
at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My Gosh!' says my wife,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo
stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started... .


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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old,fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started...
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Re: And then the fight started-----

Postby retiredhappy » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: And then the fight started-----

Postby Cedar518 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:03 pm

HAHAHA!
:lol:
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