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God Enjoys a Good Laugh....Hope you do.

Postby dpf » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:45 pm

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! Hope you will too!!





There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do







Can I get an AMEN!![/b]
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Re: God Enjoys a Good Laugh....Hope you do.

Postby avalen » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:43 am

amen
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Postby Redetotry » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:25 pm

Loved it!! I'm going to have to copy that to send to a friend!
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Postby mitch5252 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:15 pm

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LOLOL - that last line was a laugh out loud read!!!!
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Postby Liz » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Birdie » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:17 pm

Amen
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