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Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:49 am
by mitch5252
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A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant,
because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks,
the band was good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and,
if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the martinis were big, and the waiters wore tight pants and had nice buns.

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows
that opened (in case of hot flashes), and they served fish which is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later , the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the lighting was good, and the restaurant had a senior citizen discount.

10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.

10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because they had never been there before.
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Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:52 am
by cnq50b
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:04 am
by avalen
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:09 am
by sharon
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:00 am
by Cudedog
OMG, Mitch.

You are evil. :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:17 pm
by VickieP
Cudedog wrote:OMG, Mitch.

You are evil. :lol:

I've been telling yall that for a long time now. :roll:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:23 pm
by mitch5252
VickieP wrote:
Cudedog wrote:OMG, Mitch.

You are evil. :lol:

I've been telling yall that for a long time now. :roll:

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Do you wake up mean EVERY day?
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Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:57 pm
by VickieP
mitch5252 wrote:..
Do you wake up mean EVERY day?
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Yes, but his name is Ronnie. :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:59 pm
by Riafromnj
I needed a good laugh this morning!!! Thank you Mitch :lol:

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:35 pm
by snowball
:lol: :lol: :lol: enjoyed thank you
sheila

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:08 am
by gingerK
thanks for the chuckle!

Re: Lunch With The Girls

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:53 am
by avalen
I have to admit.....even the title gives me a chuckle. Because "the girls" many times are sudo names for "boobs" :lol: :lol: