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Resurrection

Postby Bethers » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:32 am

This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
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The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
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Re: Resurrection

Postby mitch5252 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:52 am

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LOL - a couple of good ones this morning.
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Re: Resurrection

Postby Redwahine » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: love it
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Re: Resurrection

Postby BarbaraRose » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:49 am

That is hysterical!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Resurrection

Postby VickieP » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :o
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Re: Resurrection

Postby havingfunnow » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:58 am

:lol: :lol:

Oh, my, the power of commercials!

Still giggling.
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Re: Resurrection

Postby sharon » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:03 pm

Gotta love those kiddies!! :lol:
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Re: Resurrection

Postby mitch5252 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:12 pm

havingfunnow wrote::lol: :lol:

Oh, my, the power of commercials!

Still giggling.


I wanna know WHY all "those" commercials show a man and a woman, outdoors, holding hands, in two different bathtubs? Uh, wouldn't that medication make you want to be in ONE bathtub. Indoors.

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Re: Resurrection

Postby rvgrammy1953 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I read this to The Sultan....he's still laughing.... :lol: How much do you want to bet this goes into his list of jokes.... :roll: ;) :lol: :lol:
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Re: Resurrection

Postby BirdbyBird » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:31 pm

I too have often wondered what focus group told them that tw :roll: o side by side tubs sitting out in the middle of nowhere is romantic and symbolic of ?????
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Re: Resurrection

Postby WickedLady » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:46 pm

As Art Linkletter always claimed: Kids say the darndest things :lol:
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Re: Resurrection

Postby avalen » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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