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Postby sharon » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:06 pm

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.



This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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Re: Better 'N Better

Postby Bethers » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby chalet05 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Better 'N Better

Postby JoanE » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:25 pm

:o :shock: :!: :roll: :mrgreen:
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Postby Redwahine » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JoanE » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:32 am

Sharon, I am still laughing. :lol:
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Re: Better 'N Better

Postby mitch5252 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:44 am

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Re: Better 'N Better

Postby cpatinjones » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby avalen » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:07 pm

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Re: Better 'N Better

Postby JoanE » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:58 pm

Sharon, still laughing just picturing this scene however I don't believe this happened to you. Tried to relay this story tonight to friends but started laughing so much that tears ran down my cheeks. Finally got the punchline out and we all did our best rendition of rhythmical farting.
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